Fading Clarity

cacophiliac: closure-in-faith: kfcgoddess: jjacobson89: ikill...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:20:14 -0400

closure-in-faith:

kfcgoddess:

jjacobson89:

ikilledalaska:

likeelava:

Gollum Covers Taylor Swift

this is the best thing to ever happen

i’M FUCKING CRYING

WIN WIN WIN WIN!

I AM SO FUCKING DONE

My life has not been complete since I listened to this.

I lost it at the second ‘the precious’ was mentioned.
And again at the screaming.
And harder than ever before at every other ‘precious’ mentioning.

thewindtalker: | been a fuck TATATATABOOM |

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:16:05 -0400

thewindtalker:

| been a fuck TATATATABOOM |

shmessla: didney-worl-no-uta: admiralrainbow: rirygoesrawr: c...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:14:44 -0400

shmessla:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

i put this on facebook, but it DEFINITELY needs to be on tumblr too!

yventus: Life (ends), liberty (?), and the pursuit of …

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:45:13 -0400

yventus:

Life (ends), liberty (?), and the pursuit of …

nailsbyveryemily: Make sure to check out my latest post...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:29:35 -0400

nailsbyveryemily:

Make sure to check out my latest post featuring swatches of these gorgeous BK Hello Kitty nail polish from Born Pretty Store. You can win 3 polishes of your choice too. :)

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Sun, 19 May 2013 23:21:58 -0400

thisfightisworthwhile: nuitcorbeau: Ellen’s response to the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:05:58 -0400

thisfightisworthwhile:

nuitcorbeau:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.

I love Ellen so much, I almost started crying watching this.

10:12

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:34:42 -0400

5/16

-visiting the tennis team, running and jumping, and it’s so nice out

-iron man 3 and the whole movie theater to ourselves (maryanne, emmeline, carmen, anita)

-first dinner at home and it’s delicious

5/17

-yiyijie shows me her portfolio and it’s amazing :)

-picking up the son from school, crashing anita’s house and we’re the loud ones, changing statuses, dinner

-anya and josh, walmart and cumby’s for cookies, drives to church and we’re late

-catchphrase, scattegories, and reuniting with empower

-walking out but you see me and walk back in, merp.

-hugs and hugs and more hugs, anticipated dates, and it’s summertime

-tears, drives, holding hands, sitting at his house and our conversations, why not and i guess happy endings don’t always exist

-emmeline’s house, real tired, but simple realizations that actually explain a lot

5/18

-breakfast omelets and we’re pro, dancing in the kitchen to music with emmeline

-michaels, kohls, and market basket and it’s just like old times

-ashley and carmen and anita’s getting ready

-ride confusing but it all works out, 7 minute walk to the commons for lots of photos

-everyone’s so beautiful and smiles :)

-java room and chocolate cake with olivia and carmenia

-savers and we beat them there, funny dresses and 3 people in a dressing room (faith and ashley)

-mall for a bit and target and trying to find carmen some new styles

5/19

-five guys with anya, josh, jeremy, anita

-vbs decorating

-buffet for mommy’s day with the familia :)

llama-duck: bitterboob: chrisynova: best response to a sexist...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:49:46 -0400

llama-duck:

bitterboob:

chrisynova:

best response to a sexist boyfriend

this movie tho

HIS EYEBROW RAISEE

How rape trials should go?

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:20:01 -0400

Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 01:08:33 -0400

tardisandfeathered: dream-yourself-free: I reblog this every...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:05:34 -0400

tardisandfeathered:

dream-yourself-free:

I reblog this every time it comes up on my dashboard, not because it is a “rule” but because every time I see it the love and sincerity on her face hit me all over again and I think everyone deserves to see that.

And THIS is why I adore Catherine Tate. She’s loud and brash but in quieter moments… her soul comes shining through and it makes everything about her so much more beautiful.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 23:56:47 -0400

handmadepride: Click here for more handmade goodness.

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:46:43 -0400

handmadepride:

Click here for more handmade goodness.

exornali: Original here

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:45:51 -0400

exornali:

Original here

mathewwithonet: (x)

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:44:06 -0400

mathewwithonet:

(x)

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Thu, 16 May 2013 23:36:35 -0400

e-merie: that’s beautiful

Thu, 16 May 2013 03:18:01 -0400

e-merie:

that’s beautiful

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Thu, 16 May 2013 02:49:32 -0400

ispeakineloquently: musicalpandas: gainingconfidencexo: havoca...

Thu, 16 May 2013 02:29:04 -0400

ispeakineloquently:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

If you can head butt him in the face totally do that but if you’re too short go for the throat-ish area or sort of near the base of his ribs because that’s gonna suck a lot.